The Adventures of Adam and Eve
Adam was growing weary of naming animals when he heard a voice call out, “Adam.” Since there was no one else around he correctly assumed it was the voice of God. “Yes, Lord!” Adam said. “Adam, you look lonely.” “Well, yeah, it’s just me and the animals. By the way, I named that big animal over there a cow but I don’t know what to call the dangly things under it.” “Don’t worry about the dangly things, “God said. “I want to talk with you about a woman.” “What’s a woman?” “A woman will be your helpmate,” God explained. “She will help you ...